Coffee Maths

Here’s a classic Nelson: between the Monday holiday and a looming work trip I’ve lost all sense of what day of the week it is.

Turns out it’s Wednesday. What’s Wednesday?

Yes, Wednesday is comic book day… but it is also street sweeping day. And $78 later it is the day of the week I shall never, ever forget again.

This sob story earned me a latte at my cafe.

Latte’s are just $4, and yet…

I feel more empowered by the free latte than I feel crushed by the tribute that the Great City-State of Los Angeles has demanded of me.

In other words: I’ve discovered the true upside of caffeine addiction.